How a Jew should register at Shapira's office

Yauhen Lipkovich
Photo: budzma.by

A blogger called to the Minsk regional executive committee to learn how he should register in accordance with Lukashenka's order.

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– Hello, this is the Minsk regional executive committee.
– Hello, my name is Yauhen Lipkovich. The president said in his address yesterday that all Jews must be registered at Shapira's office. I am calling you to learn how I can do it.
– Could you hold on, please?
The call was put through.
– Hello.
– Hello. I am Yauhen Lipkovich. The president said on television yesterday that all Jews must be registered. I call you to learn how I should do it.
– Many people call us every day.
– Do all of them want to be registered?
– Yes.
– Is the infrastructure ready?
– Do you want me to answer seriously or not?
– I want you to tell me the truth.
– Calm down, please.
– I am okay.
– Did you calm down?
– Yes.
– So, do you want me to answer seriously or not?
– Seriously, of course. The registration can be introduced retrospectively...
– Sorry?
– My wife is abroad. She says she won't return to the country. It's not funny.
– Eh... Hmm...
– What is your name? I didn't catch it.
– My name is Siarhei Paulavich.
– What is your job, Siarhei Paulavich?
– I work at the social and administrative department of the regional executive committee.
– What is your surname?
– I won't tell you my surname.
– Why?
– I don't want.
– But I'll ask in the office to whom they put me through.
He hang up.
Yauhen Lipkovich